real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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