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(865): View more from Tennessee

we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door

(865): View more from Tennessee

and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.

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(585): View more from New York

i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold

(1-585): View more from New York

hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?

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(206): View more from Washington

I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?

(917): View more from New York City

There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now

(865): View more from Tennessee

....ill put you down as a no then

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