I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
