I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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