You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
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