Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
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