what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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