I'll bet she douches with gravy.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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