Pappa wants mamma naked
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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