FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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