If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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