i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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