today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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