Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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