oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
so explain again why im purple
no
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
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