So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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