the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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