guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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