32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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