if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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