Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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