How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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