had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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