That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Randomize
