So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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