Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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