The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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