Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
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