She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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