at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
Do plants get herpes?
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