I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Randomize
