but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Why did my mother make you get naked?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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