Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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