No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I party with great urgency now.
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