can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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