I need help removing her.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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