Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
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