I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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