I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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