he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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