Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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