its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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