if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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