In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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