so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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