East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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