you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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