Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My ass is underappreciated
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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