Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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