hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
COCAINE IS GR8
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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