he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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