The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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