Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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